"HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake"

Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

(via minhanossa)

romy7:

JAMIE ALDERTON

Sir, Yes Sir!

(via lost-inthe-paradise)

vwcampervan-aldridge:

Bridge with archway of trees, Hay Head woods, Aldridge, Walsall, England
All Original Photography by http://vwcampervan-aldridge.tumblr.com

vwcampervan-aldridge:

Bridge with archway of trees, Hay Head woods, Aldridge, Walsall, England

All Original Photography by http://vwcampervan-aldridge.tumblr.com

(Source: vwcampervaan-aldridge, via weareallfollowers)

pleatedjeans:

via
jockdays:

rifes:

follow for the hottest GUYS, COCKS and SEXhttp://rifes.tumblr.com

Young studs, hung jocks, and thick cocks 
http://jockdays.tumblr.com | @jockdays on twitter

jockdays:

rifes:

follow for the hottest GUYS, COCKS and SEX

http://rifes.tumblr.com

Young studs, hung jocks, and thick cocks 
http://jockdays.tumblr.com | @jockdays on twitter

(Source: gaysfreefun)

brook:

a hero to us all

(Source: nigga-stole-my-yoshi, via fancyqueef)

yogaboi:

This is just sad.

yogaboi:

This is just sad.

(via catamiteamongthepigeons)

snakesneakers:

snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle man my hands are shaky ;~;

DOOHOOHOO OuO <33333

snakesneakers:

snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle 
man my hands are shaky ;~;

DOOHOOHOO OuO <33333

(via catamiteamongthepigeons)

theplottinghoofbeast:

1080x420:

shinondraws:


The evolution of the Pokémon logo.

Amazing.

North America doesn’t even care just come get your Pokemon you piece of shit

But it works every time

theplottinghoofbeast:

1080x420:

shinondraws:

The evolution of the Pokémon logo.

Amazing.

North America doesn’t even care just come get your Pokemon you piece of shit

But it works every time

(via bifuriouscunt)

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

(via weareallfollowers)

babypiaa:

bellecosby:

captain-america-in-the-impala:

deanpleasepasstheeggnog:

myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

that´s marlon brando 

And this is Brando.




Fun fact:  this is the same guy who got pretty pissed at one of his directors and retaliated by refusing to ever wear pants on set, so the director had to work around only filming him from the waist up.

He was also active during the civil rights movement, to the point where he was even at the March on Washington 

(That’s him with activist/author James Baldwin)
He sent a native american woman in his place at the oscars to accept his award because he was angry about the treatment of native americans in this country and in the industry. 

ugH, heart eyes.

babypiaa:

bellecosby:

captain-america-in-the-impala:

deanpleasepasstheeggnog:

myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

that´s marlon brando 

And this is Brando.

Fun fact:  this is the same guy who got pretty pissed at one of his directors and retaliated by refusing to ever wear pants on set, so the director had to work around only filming him from the waist up.

He was also active during the civil rights movement, to the point where he was even at the March on Washington 

image

(That’s him with activist/author James Baldwin)

He sent a native american woman in his place at the oscars to accept his award because he was angry about the treatment of native americans in this country and in the industry. 

ugH, heart eyes.

(Source: nonsense-world, via weareallfollowers)

(Source: electromaste-r, via rodrigood)

gifak-net:

Ice Bucket Challenge

gifak-net:

Ice Bucket Challenge

(via fancyqueef)